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  • Gender: Male
  • Orientation:Straight
  • STATS Height: 6'02"
  • Weight: 350 lbs
  • Age: 33 years old.

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My Description

I like things and junk.

Some descriptions write themselves I'm a realist, I love to read, I'm a romantic, I wear fake glasses sometimes, I have a tattoo, and plans for many more, My favorite thing to do is talk, I make lists incessantly, I people-watched before it was cool, I drink too much wine sometimes, I make this look good, I have been known to argue with inanimate objects, I don't own a car, I own a motorcycle, I wear my right sock inside out, I test video games for a living, I love kids, I worked in special education for five years, I have worked in a chocolate factory, I will not admit that magic is not a real thing, My sunglasses have a red lens, and a cyan lens, I can hold my breath longer than you, I quit smoking after seven years to see if I could, Turns out I could, I am a lucid dreamer, and somnambulist, I'm absolutely brilliant at losing things. I fight bears, Okay, I don't fight bears, but I aspire to. I'm in to Doctor Who, Adventure Time, Music, Books mostly SciFi and Fantasy, and most other cool things. Ask me, I will let you know.

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Hobbies & Interests
killing zombies, writing, movies, music, puzzles and brain teasers, board games, reading, cooking & recipes, television, fleamarkets, video games
Body Type
comedy, horror, indie, psychological thrillers, sci-fi, animation, classics
Eye Color
Hair Color
dark brown, light brown
single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
some college
Computer related / Hardware, Entertainment / Media
Income level
Do you smoke?
for medicinal purposes, cigarettes
Do you drink?
socially, wine, liquor
I currently live
with roommate(s)
Socially, I am
better in small groups
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Indian, Japanese, Mexican, Omnivore, Sushi, Thai, Hot Sauce on Everything
intellectual, romantic, artistic, geek
artist, beard, tattoos
Religious Views
socially, prescription only, let's see, how should I answer this (wink, wink)
I'm looking for
romance, conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, penpal, relationship
My Sign
gemini : may 21-june 20
No pets currently (but like them)
Indie, Karaoke, Punk, Bluegrass, Classical, Folk
Hair Style
long hair
Fitness & Sports
bowling, hiking
Health Related
in remission

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